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The Well Dries in Wellington 
by Lase Noumea

Sex in Wellington? Not if you are an African-American woman who loves the beauty of Black men. Not just Black Americans but Africans, Negroes, the Caribbean, Fijians, bi-racial men. I love the Blackness of Black men in every shade of Black from mocha to deep dark Godiva chocolate. I don’t discriminate in complexion or ethnicity, but the race must have a taste of the Blackness.

What about the native people of New Zealand--the Maoris? Yes, they are beautiful brown-skinned, muscular men. But the oppression and mistreatment by the white New Zealanders has taken its toll on them, killing their dreams and hopes before the age of 21. The Maoris, much like the Native-American Indians, were strong, proud warriors and are now plagued by unemployment, lack of education, and poverty…Not much to offer an educated African-American female who needs an intelligent man--as much as a nicely proportioned man to get her a little moist in the windy city of Wellington.

Granted I’ve seen a few Black men in Wellington--all with white women draped on their arms and holding beautiful mulatto children. But unlike my African-American brothers in the U.S., I can’t fault them. I am at the bottom of the Earth in a country where dark-skinned descendants of Africa are not flocking to. The ugliness of slavery did not drop Africans here.

The economy is horrible (much of the population is on public assistance, “the dole”). The weather is less than appealing with summer temperatures rarely pushing the mercury beyond 75?F. There is no reason for a Black American to come to this small country.

For the sake of a little loving in the moonlight, should I ignore my morality? There is the 6’4”, dread-locked front man of a leading musical group in New Zealand. He’s lovely. Dimpled cheeks, toned body, beautiful smile, but…he’s married with two small boys. Should I dare break up a happy home for the sake of a nut? I think not. He looks happy with his children.

I could shag the Afro-Brazilian who stated that he would take care of me if I just “Give him a chance.” He told me I would never want another lover in my life if I allowed him to take my body and mind on the highs and lows that only he was capable of bringing. (Am I in Washington, DC or Wellington, NZ?) This great lover, all 5 feet 7 inches without an ounce of muscle tone, did not stand a chance with this 5 foot 9 inch African Queen (as he called me)--because I am vain. I must be somewhat physically attracted to a man. I can’t relax during intercourse if I’m constantly thinking, “Will my children look like Kermit the Frog if this gets serious?”

Then the big question enters: Why not catch jungle fever? Go for it. Get that ass tapped by a white New Zealander? Can I? Is it possible for me to let go of the racial tensions of the U.S. and shag a white man from a different country who feels as strongly against slavery and Jim Crow as I do? Is the racial discrimination I’ve experienced keeping me from experiencing the beauty that one of these natives may be able to bring into my life, enhance my travels and show me the secrets of these little islands?

STOP! There’s no need to begin psychoanalysis. I recall what my flat mate said shortly after I moved in--“The Kiwis are a cross between the British (bad teeth), Irish (drunks) and Scottish (small ‘tools’).” When stated as such, an African Queen knows she is not going to find the Warrior she needs to be satisfied.

Thus, I am left alone and restless in Wellington. I won’t die without sex. I lived 15 years not knowing anything of sexual pleasures. Surely, 15 years later I can make it a couple of months until I meet someone that makes me tingle. Casual sex has never been my forte. It has always made me feel dirty and cheap. Just when my body can’t wait another second--he’ll appear. A lovely tall, tan, brown or chocolate man with a nice smile and intelligence will walk into the bar where I am sipping an Old Fashioned. He’ll sit down, and blow my mind.

Just pray for me until that happens.